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Elon Musk
2:17 PMURGENT: Dogecoin to the moon! 🚀- Just bought Twitter with DOGE. Much wow. Very currency. Moon soon. Trust me bro.
Nigerian Prince
1:45 PMI am crypto prince, need help with 10,000 BTC- Dear sir/madam, I am prince of Bitcoin. I need your wallet to transfer 10,000 BTC. You get 50% for helping. Very legitimate.
Chase Credit Card
1:30 PMYour credit limit has been exceeded by $50,000- Congratulations! You've managed to spend money you don't have on NFTs that are now worthless. Minimum payment: $2,847.32
Student Loan Servicer
1:15 PMYour loan balance has somehow INCREASED- Despite making payments for 10 years, you now owe more than when you started. Interest is a beautiful thing! Current balance: $847,293.12
Satoshi Nakamoto
12:30 PMForgot my Bitcoin password lol- Hey guys, it's me Satoshi. I forgot the password to my 1 million BTC wallet. Anyone know how to reset? Asking for a friend.
Wells Fargo
12:15 PMOverdraft fee for your overdraft fee- You've been charged $35 for insufficient funds to pay your $35 overdraft fee. We've also added a $35 fee for this notification.
Mortgage Company
11:45 AMForeclosure notice (but make it fun!)- Your house will be repossessed in 30 days! But hey, at least you'll be debt-free! (Except for the other $200k in debt)
Rug Pull Alerts
11:22 AM🚨 BREAKING: SafeMoon actually safe this time- In a shocking turn of events, SafeMoon developers have decided to NOT rug pull. Investors confused and concerned.
Crypto Bro Chad
10:15 AMBro, you're NGMI if you don't buy this- Yo dude, just found this sick new token called SCAMCOIN. It's definitely not a scam bro. WAGMI! 💎🙌
Capital One
10:00 AMWhat's in your wallet? Debt. It's debt.- Your credit score has dropped to 420 (nice). Your available credit: -$15,000. Maybe try paying us back sometime?
IRS
9:45 AMYou owe us money you don't have- Tax season is here! You owe $47,382 but your bank account shows $3.50. Have you considered selling a kidney?
Binance Support
9:30 AMYour account has been liquidated (again)- Dear valued customer, your 100x leverage position on SHIB has been liquidated. Better luck next time! 😅
Car Loan Company
9:15 AMYour car has been repossessed- We took your 2019 Honda Civic. You still owe $23,000 on it. The car is worth $8,000. Math is fun!
Vitalik Buterin
9:12 AMEthereum 3.0: Now with 100% more gas fees- Excited to announce ETH 3.0! We've managed to make gas fees even higher. Innovation never stops! 🔥
Discover Card
8:45 AMCongratulations! You've discovered debt!- You've unlocked a new achievement: $25,000 in credit card debt! Your reward: Crippling anxiety and sleepless nights!
Coinbase
8:30 AMCongratulations! You've lost money!- Your portfolio is down 99.9%! But hey, at least you're not down 100%! Keep HODLing! 📉
Rent Collection Agency
8:15 AMEviction notice (with love ❤️)- You're 3 months behind on rent. We're evicting you, but we still love you! Please vacate by tomorrow. XOXO
MetaMask
7:55 AMTransaction failed successfully- Good news! Your transaction failed, but we still charged you $200 in gas fees. Thanks for using MetaMask! 🦊
American Express
7:40 AMYour membership has privileges (like debt)- Congratulations! You've earned enough points for a free toaster. You only spent $50,000 to get it! What a deal!
Do Kwon
7:20 AMTerra Luna 3.0 - This time it's different- Hey everyone! I know what you're thinking, but Terra Luna 3.0 is totally different. Trust me bro. What could go wrong?
Collection Agency
7:00 AMWe're calling about your car's extended warranty- Just kidding! We're actually calling about the $15,000 you owe from that time you bought DOGE at $0.70. Pay up!
OpenSea
6:45 AMYour NFT is now worth $0.01- Remember that Bored Ape you bought for 50 ETH? It's now worth less than a pack of gum. But it's still art! 🎨
Crypto Twitter
6:12 AMBREAKING: Someone made money in crypto- In unprecedented news, one person actually made money in crypto today. Experts baffled. Investigation ongoing.